(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
gif meme second version
The 1st gif in your folder is how you feel right now: I feel lika gif that doesn’t work, cause tumblr is an ass The 7th gif in your folder is how you felt this morning: :P The 30th gif in your folder is how you will feel ten minutes from now: :D The 25th gif in your folder is how you will feel 10 days from now: happy? The 12th gif in your folder is...
The 1st gif in your folder is how you feel right now: :P that’s how I probably should feel.. The 7th gif in your folder is how you felt this morning: No.. I didn’t feel quite so awake The 30th gif in your folder is how you will feel ten minutes from now: x) okayy.. (tumblr apparently hates this gif) The 25th gif in your folder is how you will feel 10 days from...
Convo between my 7year-old students today
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have...
justamadfanwithablog: the-banana-paradox: marvelous-gallifrey: rose-9-10: I’m 14 19 and I have about seven on my bed at home and two at college I’m 18 and yep, still have stuffed animals Got a stuffed Dalek and Triceratops! 22 I have loads C:
George: Tell those pigs to fuck off
Archie: Fuck off, pigs.
I NEED THIS.
poisoncity: (For $18 on Amazon.com) I regret nothing, even if it means I have to watch it on the ancient TV because my flatscreen makes the quality really bad. That said, probably wasn’t a good idea to watch it with my dad ‘cause I kept thinking inappropriate things about Paul Gross. Again, no regrets. I really do. O_O *grabby hands*
kkamagwi: Fraser, Sr.: Shoot him through the stomach and let him bleed to death. Think of it as a son’s gift to his father. You did forget my birthday. Fraser: You were dead! F Sr: But still, one can have feelings. Not even a card. Fraser: I am not going to shoot him. F Sr: Now you’re being silly. Here, use mine, they won’t be able to trace it. Fraser: Dad, we’ve been through this. That is...
degirlwithheart: There should be a way to search more than one tag at a time. Indeed >:(
The quickest way to sound dumb is to open your mouth. xD– Klayton (of Celldweller)
kristaisunrelated: Just realized: Tainted: Her heart is turning to stone Welcome to the End: So pointless when my heart is turned to stone, I know, I know. It’s almost definitely just a coincidence, but it would be kinda cool if it wasn’t. :P reminds me of the underlying message I kinda see in the video of Switchback.. You have the lyrics: It’s too late to look back,...
The making of mindfreak music video
For anyone interested in Celldweller and/or Criss Angel, I re-uploaded the making of the mindfreak music video to youtube. It was there once, but the person who uploaded it deleted their account, so it wasn’t available anymore, but I had the .flv file of the video on my pc, so I thought what the heck, why not give it a try and see if youtube accepts it, and it did :D! => ...
kristaisunrelated: You know, now that Klay, Bret and Criss have all hung out together, there’s only going to be more of the threesome slash that one girl made. Gaaaaaah. Scarred for life. >:D there sure will be
Ok, so.. hi?
So this is my first post on Tumblr.. I’m probably not gonna post much actual journal entries or whatever.. maybe some links to videos and funny pictures I come across.. but mostly a lot of memes/surveys. Oh yeah, Tumblr told me to tell about something I did today.. I watched Fringe and Bones… Bones was nice :)………. Fringe was:...